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Scallies the world over are pre-gaming for the weekend-long celebration of my birth. Remember: if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

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Scallies the world over are pre-gaming for the weekend-long celebration of my birth. Remember: if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

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What I like most about literature

is when I read an old passage by a great author or poet, and it’s very obvious that they’re casually speaking about their genitals metaphorically. You want to a mind blowing experience, hook up with a writer.

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nevver:

15 Things You Should Know About Breasts [detail] - GOOD Blog [view all]

Hey! I live in Ohio and never even knew that.

Number 14 is frightening. Lactating male babies? I… wish I could un-read that.

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nevver:

15 Things You Should Know About Breasts [detail] - GOOD Blog [view all]

Hey! I live in Ohio and never even knew that.

Number 14 is frightening. Lactating male babies? I… wish I could un-read that.

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Holy shit—a classic. I just added this to my netflix queue. Thanks for reminding me of this one.

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Holy shit—a classic. I just added this to my netflix queue. Thanks for reminding me of this one.

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My birthday is on Friday. Honestly, it’s all making me feel like this.

My birthday is on Friday. Honestly, it’s all making me feel like this.

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Birdman put them niggas in a trashcan.
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oh. my. god









OWNED.



lmfao…trueee


This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in all of forever. And the most painful. If only I could see a doctor for that pain.
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I come back to the ol’ tumblr dash and instantly see a picture that offends me.

I mean seriously… that’s a tremendously shitty photoshop job. Doesn’t she have any self-respect? Learn some blending modes or something. Jeez.

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Milkmen - Men who breastfeed.

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Because I wasn’t here to wish everybody a happy Ash Wednesday.