It said my face was a perfect match with Janeane Garofalo. I don’t have a picture because I saw it, and just had to close the window. I have no idea how I’m supposed to feel about any of that.
And no, I don't think any of those are special. Yes, I do all of them for profit. They are jobs that I perform because I am an adult. (I even pay bills!) If the fact that I'm old enough to drive to and enter a liquor store offends you, you're from the wrong side of tumblr and should turn back around.
Also, half of this blog, where I actually write things. If you're into reading, that is.