captaincadiwack:tenementsquare:thatgeeklover:noonecanresistmyschweddyballs:
laraabdallah:ilujkfuckyou:jo—c:ishitlegit:dropdeadplease:veganpop:liveaustyn:stay-awakexx:stayliving:intomyweb:wilsonthevolleyball:marasays:thebombyo:lovelikethiss:arethafranklin:oh. my. god
OWNED.
lmfao…trueee
This is one of the funniest things I’ve read in all of forever. And the most painful. If only I could see a doctor for that pain.
Since people keep asking:
*Designer
*Screenwriter
*Blogger
*Filmmaker
*Malcontent
And no, I don't think any of those are special. Yes, I do all of them for profit. They are jobs that I perform because I am an adult. (I even pay bills!) If the fact that I'm old enough to drive to and enter a liquor store offends you, you're from the wrong side of tumblr and should turn back around.
Also, half of this blog, where I actually write things. If you're into reading, that is.
