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(via delicatelybruised)

I have to qualify something I said earlier about people under the age of 21 who follow me on tumblr: I enjoy a far higher percentage of you guys than those over the age of 21. Especially since they’re often the kinds of self-important, inactive-activist, white-knighting hipster toolbags that make me question how much I want to remain not only on the Internet, but also in my hometown, which I consider them to have infested.

But, while I’m directly addressing the 18-21 tumblr contingency: For the love of Crom, put your tits away every now and then; seeing the same seven pairs of funbags every evening when I look at my dashboard makes me feel like a fucking mormon.